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This blog seems to vary amongst three very important things: moaning, moaning - and moaning.



Sunday, 5 December 2010

The story of Conor Murphy.

NIGHTMARE ON LONG ELMES - synopsis: when a lonely college girl finds herself stuggling to sleep on a paki filled LONG ELMES, the local sleep killer Conor Kruger strikes fear into the young girls heart with his gigantic MOLE and vagina antics she invests in a cat
to save the day and kill him off in her sleep
but a secret lies beneath Kruger's antics
that actually he has no testicals because the young college girl sold them on ebay
for money to buy cocktails
which she puked up on her work colleagues

Harry Coaley = Pure Brilliance

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