HOLIDAY 2011

WE

NEED

TO

BOOK

IT

SOON

AYIA NAPAAAAA

Because I'm a soppy, romantic loser.

Bob Marley:

"You may not be her first, her last, or her only.

She loved before, she may love again.

But if she loves you now, what else matters?

She's not perfect -you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she makes you laugh, causes you to think twice, and admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyse her and don't expect more than she can give.

Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there."

I got da monies.

No I really don't.

I need moneyyyy.

When I'm in Soho on Tuesday I may have to do a spot of selling myself.

PAYDAY ISN'T FOR 12 DAYS :'(

Cringe.

Reading through my old blogs on here actually makes me cringe.

I didn't realise just how gay I sounded.

I'm so much happier now.

Obviously not everything is perfect but I'm thinking outside the box now; taking risks which consequently benefit me in a great way.

I got a job as a Freelance Journalist. WAHEEEEY. Interviews and whatnot in Soho on Tuesday..should be exciting :)

Only thing I must moan about today is...why do some boys find it so hard to make the first move? Baffles me so much.

The story of Conor Murphy.

NIGHTMARE ON LONG ELMES - synopsis: when a lonely college girl finds herself stuggling to sleep on a paki filled LONG ELMES, the local sleep killer Conor Kruger strikes fear into the young girls heart with his gigantic MOLE and vagina antics she invests in a cat

to save the day and kill him off in her sleep

but a secret lies beneath Kruger's antics

that actually he has no testicals because the young college girl sold them on ebay

for money to buy cocktails

which she puked up on her work colleagues

Harry Coaley = Pure Brilliance

Long time no speak.

Haven't written one of these in a long long long time!

So what's new? Not a lot really.

Been spending most of my time doing work and working at Waitrose.

Sent off my University application last week - applied to Portsmouth, Brighton, Sheffield, St Marys and Nottingham Trent.

If I don't get any offers I shall be more than gutted.

Pompey is my top choice, to go there and study Journalism with English literature. If I don't get an offer then god knows how I'm gonna have the motivation to do coursework and get into uni!

My love life is non-existant, as per. I've had a few crushes here and there.. especially this BEAUTIFUL guy at work, but it is unrequited. Two Asian twins are in love with me, I fancy a guy that looks like Example..he is Turkish.

I have picked a ridiculous amount of overtime this month, but nevertheless it will result in a lot of monies, so I can't complain.

My dad is getting me driving lessons for christmas. :D

Christmas Eve and NYE are going to be epic (purely because I won't have work the next day :P)

Yes, and that is my life up to date.