Zazazaza.

I am taking this time to write about Zara Styles.
This girl is hilarious. No really, she's amazing.
She's the only person I can go to the cinema with to see ANY film and come out wetting myself and crying.
Shes also the only person who would try to run a cab with me. Which ends in us giving them our mobile phone.
Oh, and also the only person who fantasizes over CoCo Pops the way that I do.

If I was a man, I'd marry this girl. We'd crack so joke. But...we'd need ivf to have children.
Fuck it..we'll just do what that spastic bitch Madonna did and adopt a load of foreigners.

We love the Twilight Saga. No, love isn't a good word. We're obsessed with it. We're going to see the first showing of New Moon tonight :D

But..there is only enough love for one man in our lives - David Tunnacliffe..you are the One.

NAAAAAAAAAAAAH MANNNNNNN

I think I secretly scare Zazoo, but she would never tell me..because I'd chew her to death with my "abnormally small teeth".

IceIceBabyyy<3
AH PUSH IT...PUSH IT REAAAAAAL GOOD..congratulations it's a boy.

NUFF LUFF FOR YEW BWABIE GYALDEM.

P.S Paige Clark is getting beats tonight.


P.P.S I want to see my cat.